Good Morning Everyone
Wow, how can it be Friday again already? ! This week has flown by hasn't it. Today is Mrs Pedder's birthday so I hope that the grown ups in school today will be making a big fuss of her. I pretty sure there will be cake involved somewhere!
I thought we might end the week with a bot of a giggle and a few jokes. Let me know what you think and send in any jokes that you think we might like too.
Have a lovely weekend everyone and stay safe.
With very best wishes,
How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little hoarse.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? Rrrrrrr!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!